Other Occasions

MD30 My mum is my teacher chef protector entertainer stylist helper soother role model everything i love you mum                                       ...

MD29 My fingers might be small but I can still wrap my mummy around them                                                   ...

MD28 Mum you have 2 faults 1 being that I dont listen and 2 something else but I cant remember what it was                                         ...

MD27 Mum of the year again                                                          Buying that special...

MD26 Mum cheers for having sex with dad that couldnt have been an easy job                                                 ...

MD25 Most stepmums are evil but youre actually alright                                                       ...

MD24 May the only person pressing your buttons this mothers day be a trained masseuse                                               ...

MD23 Just remember you are doing a brilliant job                                                         ...

MD22 Happy mothers day to a mum who still looks good enough to be asked by creepy men if we are sisters                                         ...

MD21 Happy mothers day there is no one else I would rather argue over nothing with                                               ...

MD20 Happy mothers day mum i love you more than fortnite                                                       ...

MD19 Happy mothers day lets have a glass of Prosecco to celebrate how fabulous youve made me                                             ...

MD18 Happy mothers day heres an apology bouquet for saying mum mum mum like a thousand times a day mum i love you so                                     ...

MD17 Happy 1st mothers day love from mummys little person                                                       ...

MD16 Folding laundry with a toddler is like trying to sort out a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it                                         ...