Cards For Him

A rude birthday card that says “You are the best thing that has ever happened to my vagina”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised birthday card Select the...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “What sexual position conceives a cunt ask your mum”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday card Choose...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “Theres a party in my mouth and your penis is invited”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised birthday...

A rude birthday card that says “Nice pair of tits”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised birthday card Choose your size, add a name and age if the design...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “My pussy is fucking excited its your birthday”, will land perfectly. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at...

A personalised birthday card that says “Legally old enough to drink not that it has stopped you for the last couple of years you drunkard happy birthday”. Add their name and we print it on the front...

This personalised birthday card reads “Happy birthday to a son who is smart funny and good looking he reminds me of myself a lot”. Add their name and we print it on the front. Personalised birthday...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “Happy birthday this card entitles you to one hell of an extremely mind blowing blow job”. We print their name on the card to make it extra...

A rude birthday card that says “Fuck you and fuck your fucking birthday”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised birthday card Choose your size, add a name...