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A good birthday is like a bum sex exciting not entirely what you expected and kinda painful in the morning Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and...

Age isnt a number its a fucking word you idiot Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All...

Are you a candle because I want to blow you Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All of...

As its your birthday I guess I could swallow happy birthday Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest...

Be my valentine and I will show you these Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All of our...

Be my valentine and I will show you this Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All of our...

Birthday because I dont give a fuck if its happy Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All...

Birthdays are like bogies the more you have the harder it is to breathe Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the...

Congratulations on the new job who did you shag to get that Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest...

Congratulations on your new baby I hope you didnt shit yourself Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest...

Congratulations on your promotion you massive bum licker Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest...

Dont eat too many easter eggs you fat twat Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All of...

For ugly people you sure made a cute baby congratulations Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest...

Fuck you and fuck your fucking birthday Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All of our...

Good luck and dont fuck it up Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All of our cards are...

Happt birthday this card entitles you to one hell of an extremely mind blowing blow job Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally...