FUNNY LOVE BIRTHDAY AND ANNIVERSARY CARDS

I hope your day is as nice as your butt just sayin Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. ...

I like you and if you can't handle it you can just you know fuck off Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the...

I like you ps this is just a banana i have not been thinking about your willy Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored...

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I love so many things about you 1.. 2.. 3.. Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All of...

I love that when im with you I dont have to pretend to be a nice person that shits exhausting Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally...

I love you with all my willy i would say heart but my willy is bigger Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the...

I love you with all of my boobies I would say heart but my boobs are bigger darling Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine...

I may look like this but ive got the most magnificent stiffy Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest...

I miss you even when Im not horny please believe me lets have sex later when I see you nonetheless Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and...

I put a little seaman on your card use it well Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All...

I still love you even though you take too much space in our bed you arsehole Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored...

I wanna nail you not here but somewhere nicer Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All of...

I'd like to park my car in your garage Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All of our...

I'm not wearing any knickers just sayin Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. All of our...

Im not farting in your penis its just a knicker whisper Here at personalised-cards.co.uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest...