Funny Rude Cards

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “40per cent off you next colonoscopy”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised birthday card Select the...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “64 today and non the wiser”, will land perfectly. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “Age is just a number”, will land perfectly. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday card Choose...

A rude birthday card that says “Age is like chocolate”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised birthday card Choose your size, add a name and age if the...

A rude birthday card that says “Age of no significance”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised birthday card Pick A6, A5 or A4, type in a name and age...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “All I want is you”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised birthday card Select the size you want, enter...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “Another Birthday”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday card Select the size you want, enter any name...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “Another year closer to nursing home”, will land perfectly. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal...

A rude birthday card that says “Ape giving middle finger”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday card Pick A6, A5 or A4, type in a name and age where the...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “Aquarius”, will land perfectly. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday card Choose your size,...

A rude birthday card that says “Being Single”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday card Choose your size, add a name and age if the design has space for...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “Being Single2”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised birthday card Choose your size, add a name and...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “Best role model”, will land perfectly. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised birthday...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “Birthday Vectors”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised birthday card Pick A6, A5 or A4, type in a...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “Birthday Voucher”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised birthday card Choose your size, add a name and...

A rude birthday card that says “Birthday voucher pussy”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised birthday card Select the size you want, enter any name or age...