Rude Valentines

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “I licked it so its mine happy valentines day sweetheart”, will land perfectly. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “I like it when you touch me where I wee happy valentines day”, will land perfectly. Personalise it with their name so there's no...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “I love every bone in your body but theres one I'm particularly fond of”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's Day...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “I love you for your charm talent and looks but then that fucking dick is a bonus”, will land perfectly. Personalise it with their...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “I love you not just because you have a pair of amazing tits but because I think you are great too”, will land perfectly...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “I love you not just because you have an amazing penis but because I think you are great too”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “I promise to always be by your side or under you or on top happy valentines day”, will land perfectly. We print their name on the...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “I'm sorry that I play with my phone more than I play with you”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised Valentine's...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “Lets play hide & sausage happy valentines day”, will land perfectly. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “Life is short and so is your penis”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised Valentine's Day card Select the size you...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “My dirty little princess happy valentines day”, will land perfectly. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “All I want for valentine's day is for you to finger my dark cave”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “Flowers for a cunt”, will land perfectly. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “Flowers for a cunt”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised Valentine's Day card Choose your...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “Flowers for a cunt”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's Day card Pick A6, A5 or A4, type...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “All I want for valentine's day is for you to finger my dark cave”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal...