Description
Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “I would have got you a really funny birthday card but at your age you might wet yourself happy birthday”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at.
Personalised birthday card
Choose your size, add a name and age if the design has space for them, and decide whether you want a printed message inside or a blank card to write in yourself. Designs with a photo space let you upload a picture straight from your phone or computer. Everything you type is printed exactly as you enter it, so do check spelling before you order.
Why you'll love it
- Comes with a bright coloured envelope that matches the design
- Posted inside a kraft outer envelope, so you can check it before handing it over
- Three sizes, from a neat A6 to a whopping A4
- Properly rude, so make sure they can take a joke
- Printed on thick 350gsm silk card, so it feels like a proper shop-bought card, not a flimsy print
- Machine scored for a crisp, clean fold
Size & details
- A6: 148 x 105mm, a neat note-size card
- A5: 210 x 148.5mm, our most popular size
- A4: 297 x 210mm, a big statement card
- 350gsm silk card, printed in-house in the UK
- Matching coloured envelope, plus a kraft outer envelope for posting
- Blank inside unless you choose a printed message
Delivery
Cards ordered before 1pm on a working day are printed and posted that same day. Royal Mail 24 Tracked postage is £2.99 per order, and there's a next-day Special Delivery option at checkout if it's urgent.
Want something you can't see here? We design cards from scratch using your own photos and wording. Email sales@personalised-cards.co.uk or call us on 01439 771468 and we'll sort it.
