Description
Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “Roses are red violets are blue my penis is hard for you”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal.
Personalised Valentine's Day card
Select the size you want, enter the names the design calls for, and either leave the inside blank or have us print your words. If the design has a photo space, upload your picture on the product page and we'll drop it in. Everything you type is printed exactly as you enter it, so do check spelling before you order.
Why you'll love it
- Machine scored for a crisp, clean fold
- Comes with a bright coloured envelope that matches the design
- Posted inside a kraft outer envelope, so you can check it before handing it over
- Three sizes, from a neat A6 to a whopping A4
- Rude enough to make them blush on Valentine's Day
- Printed on thick 350gsm silk card, so it feels like a proper shop-bought card, not a flimsy print
Size & details
- A6: 148 x 105mm, a neat note-size card
- A5: 210 x 148.5mm, our most popular size
- A4: 297 x 210mm, a big statement card
- 350gsm silk card, printed in-house in the UK
- Matching coloured envelope, plus a kraft outer envelope for posting
- Blank inside unless you choose a printed message
Delivery
Order before 1pm Monday to Friday and we print and post your card the same working day. Royal Mail 24 Tracked postage is £2.99 per order, and there's a next-day Special Delivery option at checkout if it's urgent.
Want something you can't see here? We design cards from scratch using your own photos and wording. Email sales@personalised-cards.co.uk or call us on 01439 771468 and we'll sort it.
