Description
Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “Even your dad thinks you're a cunt”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal.
Personalised birthday card
Choose your size, add a name and age if the design has space for them, and decide whether you want a printed message inside or a blank card to write in yourself. Designs with a photo space let you upload a picture straight from your phone or computer. Everything you type is printed exactly as you enter it, so do check spelling before you order.
Why you'll love it
- Comes with a bright coloured envelope that matches the design
- Posted inside a kraft outer envelope, so you can check it before handing it over
- Three sizes, from a neat A6 to a whopping A4
- Properly rude, so make sure they can take a joke
- Printed on thick 350gsm silk card, so it feels like a proper shop-bought card, not a flimsy print
- Machine scored for a crisp, clean fold
Size & details
- A6: 148 x 105mm, a neat note-size card
- A5: 210 x 148.5mm, our most popular size
- A4: 297 x 210mm, a big statement card
- 350gsm silk card, printed in-house in the UK
- Matching coloured envelope, plus a kraft outer envelope for posting
- Blank inside unless you choose a printed message
Delivery
Cards ordered before 1pm on a working day are printed and posted that same day. Royal Mail 24 Tracked postage is £2.99 per order, and there's a next-day Special Delivery option at checkout if it's urgent.
Want something you can't see here? We design cards from scratch using your own photos and wording. Email sales@personalised-cards.co.uk or call us on 01439 771468 and we'll sort it.
