Description
A rude birthday card that says “Even your dog thinks you're a cunt”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal.
Personalised birthday card
Select the size you want, enter any name or age the design calls for, and either leave the inside blank or have us print your words. Where the design takes a photo, just upload one on this page and we do the rest. Everything you type is printed exactly as you enter it, so do check spelling before you order.
Why you'll love it
- Printed on thick 350gsm silk card, so it feels like a proper shop-bought card, not a flimsy print
- Machine scored for a crisp, clean fold
- Comes with a bright coloured envelope that matches the design
- Posted inside a kraft outer envelope, so you can check it before handing it over
- Three sizes, from a neat A6 to a whopping A4
- Properly rude, so make sure they can take a joke
Size & details
- A6: 148 x 105mm, a neat note-size card
- A5: 210 x 148.5mm, our most popular size
- A4: 297 x 210mm, a big statement card
- 350gsm silk card, printed in-house in the UK
- Matching coloured envelope, plus a kraft outer envelope for posting
- Blank inside unless you choose a printed message
Delivery
Order before 1pm Monday to Friday and we print and post your card the same working day. Royal Mail 24 Tracked postage is £2.99 per order, and there's a next-day Special Delivery option at checkout if it's urgent.
Want something you can't see here? We design cards from scratch using your own photos and wording. Email sales@personalised-cards.co.uk or call us on 01439 771468 and we'll sort it.
