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Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “Even your nan thinks you're a twat”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised birthday card Choose your...

A rude birthday card that says “Nice pair of tits”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday card Pick A6, A5 or A4, type in a name and age where the design...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “Theres a party in my mouth and your penis is invited”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday card Pick...

A rude birthday card that says “Things to do 14th february you”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised birthday card Pick A6, A5 or A4, type in a name and...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “This birthday card is going to look really shit against others”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “This is the reason why I love you”, will land perfectly. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “Valentines day do you want something special for tea... Don't know you decide”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal...

A rude birthday card that says “What sexual position conceives a cunt ask your mum”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday card Select the size you want,...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “When I light this candle please can everyone shut the fuck up and leave me alone”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “You are the best thing that has ever happened to my vagina”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “You give me a boner that won't squash down”, will land perfectly. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “You look like a right twat”, will land perfectly. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “Your vagina deserves so much better”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday card Pick A6, A5 or A4,...