Rude Cards

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “A good birthday is like a bum sex exciting not entirely what you expected and kinda painful in the morning”, will land perfectly. We...

A rude birthday card that says “Age isn't a number its a fucking word you idiot”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday card Select the size you want, enter...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “Are you a candle because I want to blow you”, will land perfectly. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “As its your birthday I guess I could swallow happy birthday”, will land perfectly. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult...

A rude birthday card that says “At least you don't have to pretend you like your in laws anymore congratulations”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised birthday...

A rude birthday card that says “Fuck you and fuck your fucking birthday”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised birthday card Choose your size, add a name...

Not one for your nan: this rude birthday card reads “When I light this candle please can everyone shut the fuck up and leave me alone”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this birthday card, “You look like a right twat”, will land perfectly. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised...