Rude Valentines

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “Roses are red violets are blue my penis is hard for you”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “We both know I'm the better looking one”, will land perfectly. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “We both know I'm the better looking one”, will land perfectly. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “We both know I'm the better looking one”, will land perfectly. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “Why are you so obsessed withe me”, will land perfectly. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “Why are you so obsessed withe me”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal. Personalised Valentine's Day card Pick A6, A5 or A4, type...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “You give me a twinge in my minge”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's Day card Pick A6, A5...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “You give me a twinge in my minge”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised Valentine's Day...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “You give me a wide on (and piss me off at the same time)”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised Valentine's Day...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “You give my fanny butterflies”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's Day card Choose your size, add the name or...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “You give my fanny butterflies”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised Valentine's Day card Choose your size, add...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “You make me hard”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's Day card Select the size you want, enter the names the...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “You make me hard”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised Valentine's Day card Select the size...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “You make me hard”, will land perfectly. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's Day...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “You make me horny - leaf range”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised Valentine's Day card Pick A6, A5 or A4, type...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “You make me horny - leaf range”, will land perfectly. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at...