Rude Valentines

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “Happy valentine's day to you and your dangly minge flaps!!”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is personal...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “Happy valentine's day to you and your dangly minge flaps!!”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “I 3 your fanny (and you)”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised Valentine's Day card Choose...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “I 3 your fanny (and you)”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's Day card Choose your size, add the name or names...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “I 3 your willy (and you)”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's Day card Choose your size, add the name or names...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “I 3 your willy (and you)”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's Day card Select the size you...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “I choose to couple up with name because she's just as cunty as me”, will land perfectly. Add a name and we print it on the front,...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “I choose to couple up with name because she's just as cunty as me”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “Blow me like you blow all those fucking candles you keep buying! I mean happy valentine's day”. Add a name and we print it on the front, so the insult is...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “I love that your dick is almost as big as your heart”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “I love that your dick is almost as big as your heart”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised Valentine's Day...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “I love your cum face”, will land perfectly. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised...

If they've got a filthy sense of humour, this Valentine's Day card, “I love your cum face”, will land perfectly. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's...

Not one for your nan: this rude Valentine's Day card reads “I love your cuntiness”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's Day card Pick A6, A5 or A4,...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “I love your cuntiness”. We print their name on the card to make it extra personal. Personalised Valentine's Day card Choose your size, add the name or names...

A rude Valentine's Day card that says “I love your fanny in my mouth”. Personalise it with their name so there's no doubt who it's aimed at. Personalised Valentine's Day card Pick A6, A5 or A4, type...